Hey there folks!  So this is the beginning of my fantastic spectacle of a time in Canada.  

Now, i am getting used to the computer here so give me time to work through it.  For instance, i could not figure out how to edit a picture with the likes of a Microsoft Paint type application on my ma's Mac, so i printed out the picture and cut it up myself, as you might see on your left.  

Now, i know that in the information age, this kind of lame editing is reserved for the Special-Geniuses in the back of the Apple store, but i kind of like it.  It has that old world, retarded pastiche--like a peasant would have made a JPG.  

So, i'm going to be getting on about my journeys.  Oh sure, i'll exaggerate.  I'll exaggerate the living hell out of it.  I mean, nothing much happened.  But you'll leave this webpage feeling like a golden hand just grazed the back of your neck--yes, that's right--you'll clench up and your senses will all be devastated.  Of course, in the best way possible.